Giambi Wears A Thong…And Shares It With Teammates!!!

Finally, something to laugh about today…courtesy of the Yankees and this article from Portfolio.com:

Jason Giambi has a deep, dark secret. Deeper than his compulsion to sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door, and darker than his dream of growing up to be a heavy-metal musician.

The deepest, darkest secret harbored by the New York Yankees first baseman is that whenever he is in a prolonged hitting funk, he wears a gold lamé, tiger-stripe thong under his uniform. “I only put it on when I’m desperate to get out of a big slump,” he confides.

Over Giambi’s checkered career in the Bronx, he has left the “golden thong” in the lockers of slumping teammates Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura, and Robinson Cano. “All of them wore it and got hits,” he reports. “The thong works every time.”

So the Yankees share a thong. Do you realize what Red Sox fans will do with this piece of information? The appropriate t-shirts are probably already being printed in Boston and I’d expect thongs to rain down on the field at Fenway for the next Yanks-Sox series.

I’ll be organizing something during the June Subway Series at Shea. I’ll keep you posted.

Brilliant work Jason!

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