Get This Guy NOW!

Hey Omar!  Remember this guy?

Pedro Martinez.  Remember him?

Call him up now and get a deal done!  He’s old and Latino…just like you like them!

He’s available and we all know your mess of a team needs pitching.  All your starting pitchers not named Johan Santana have ERA’s above 7.

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